tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-232586292011-06-08T02:23:32.668-04:00Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.comBlogger19781100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-76805214205966963662009-01-05T11:32:00.003-05:002009-01-05T13:55:31.371-05:00

If you're wondering where we went, we're no longer updating at blogspot.com. The Guys finally have a real home at SeriouslyGuys.com.Our entire library from 2006 on can be found there. So, you can unbookmark this site now. Unless you like living in the past ... which is OK, but a little weird.Thank you for supporting us during our formative years, and we hope you enjoy our continuing misadventures

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-70437795612791159702007-11-16T16:32:00.000-05:002007-11-16T16:33:15.201-05:00

Some quick housekeeping: the Guys are taking off next week because we like turkey. Even more than the internet? Say it ain't so! We'll be back on Monday, November 26. In the meantime, do something important, like...reading a book, or bugging your family members. And alooooooooooooooong with the review:'Monster House' is arguably the scariest movie that has ever been targeted to children. There

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-6366767193736110102007-11-16T14:53:00.000-05:002007-11-16T14:56:42.734-05:00

Imagine the most horrible thing that could ever happen to humanity. Good. Now imagine that about ten times worse. That could be exactly how bad it could be if police in Tennessee have their way.Thousands of bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey, much of it around the century mark, could be POURED DOWN THE DRAIN by police after being seized recently. The bottles were seized in warehouse raids in

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-82432537834633114082007-11-16T13:02:00.000-05:002007-11-16T13:16:03.390-05:00

Dear Dr. Snee,How does an Iron Lung work? Is it anything like an Iron Cross?To answer your question, I consulted my third favorite medical journal, Wikipedia. (My first two go-to sources are Men's Health and the Bible.) According to the WPMJ, the iron lung is a "negative pressure ventilator":The person using the iron lung is placed into the central chamber, a cylindrical steel drum. A door

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-49030171488603076212007-11-16T12:43:00.000-05:002007-11-16T12:45:15.511-05:00

Guy also invents great way to blind yourself at night.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-31669528700020652192007-11-16T08:39:00.000-05:002007-11-16T08:38:08.809-05:00

Law enforcement is finally going after traitors to the human race and the animals they serve. At long last, cops have realized this is a war taking place inside our very borders and they are getting off their duffs to help us win.Recently, a man in Kansas City was arrested in a drug bust. He had a Colorado river toad police say he used to get high. The best part about this is that they brought in

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-10777429574442254532007-11-15T18:08:00.000-05:002007-11-15T18:07:39.630-05:00

Today's How To is very special, because it comes to us from some reader out there who this morning found us searching on Google for "how to pick up a girl on myspace." Because The Guys are all about serving the people, it's time to tackle this one. As you may remember, we have already taught you how to meet womens.Tools:ComputerFingersVocabulary1) Get to a computer, get connected. So you're a

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-12255584750196316282007-11-15T15:35:00.000-05:002007-11-15T15:37:38.030-05:00

In an ironice role reversal, a postal worker was shot in the leg by a person that was a bit disgruntled about their mail coming late.

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-52672740986803218882007-11-15T11:36:00.000-05:002007-11-15T11:39:35.418-05:00

A Massachusetts doctor claims he was just doing "research" when a undercover cop busted him for solicitation of prostitution ... which, when you think about it, is actually a pretty good alibi when your specialty is infectious diseases and STDs. Hello! How do you think he became an expert in the first place? After all, maybe he was trying to figure out why chlamydia rates are so up.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-43700874476825101682007-11-15T08:25:00.000-05:002007-11-15T09:25:33.276-05:00

Once again, creativity in this crazy war is coming from the South. Why? This blog can only imagine it's because they have guns and a great deal of free time on their hands.We won't spoil this one for you, but it involves a non-lethal weapon, a high school class and taxidermy. Wait--they teach skills like that in an Arkansas high school? Who would have thought?Key quote: "'He used the nail gun to,

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-29860706571904786902007-11-14T16:30:00.000-05:002007-11-15T12:15:10.041-05:00

As the official SeriouslyGuys southern correspondent, it is my job to keep tabs on the former Confederate States of America. It's a daunting task because, well, there are a lot of them, and a few select ones tend to captivate the news. (I've actually delegated all things Floridian to Fark.) But the other challenging aspect is that readers, and writers, above the Mason-Dixon line already have

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-31584165551669452102007-11-14T13:17:00.000-05:002007-11-14T13:18:56.848-05:00

A Columbus, Ohio, court case deals with an off-duty fireman who saw a beautiful naked woman in the park and—naturally—took out his "fire-hose". The charge: entrapment! Because the woman was being used by police as bait by to catch perverts. Well, um ... mission accomplished! Great detective work, boys!

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-48399111601489939372007-11-14T12:42:00.000-05:002007-11-14T12:41:57.603-05:00

As messed up of a place as Florida might be, they do have a good idea every now and then. Recently, they came up with a way to solve two problems currently plaguing humanity with one single step: feed criminals to the animals.Police were chasing a man they suspected of theft when he drove into a pond. By some miraculous twist of fate, a hungry member of the terrorist organization Al-Igator was

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-64247858701910524152007-11-14T11:14:00.000-05:002007-11-14T11:16:52.816-05:00

Equal pay for equal poo-flinging!Ladies and gentlemen, I don't have to explain to you just how slippery of a slope this is for us. If the human race can't work together normally, then how can we work together to stop the animal threat if the animals have created labor groups?! What's next, koala teamsters that look cute and cuddly while they gnaw off your kneecaps?

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-25777174916037472612007-11-14T08:45:00.000-05:002007-11-14T08:44:38.680-05:00

All that hard work and perseverance has finally paid off. We set a U.S. record in chlamydia cases last year!Gonorrhea and syphilis rates nationwide are also up, after going down for years and years. More and more of these cases are becoming resistant to antibiotics, much like staph infections. What event could possibly be attributed to the spike in STD rates? Rick Snee's graduation from college.

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-16414636213049987422007-11-13T17:47:00.000-05:002007-11-13T17:51:10.098-05:00

The end of an era. The Orange Bowl was the Miami Hurricane's fortress. The brotherhood of football players that had perhaps the most dominant home field advantage in college football over the past 30 years, had their home destroyed by UVA 48-0 on Saturday night. Granted, I am a supporter of the Wahoos, but pretty much anyone who follows college football got a good laugh of seeing the most

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-88563020187584438242007-11-13T14:06:00.000-05:002007-11-13T14:05:53.128-05:00

An author is on the warpath after her children's book, Trouble on Tarragon Island, was banned in a Canadian elementary school for the controversial phrase "generous bazoongas."As voluntary supporters of all breasts everywhere, The Guys firmly advocate the right to bear generous bazoongas. We believe these, like the contested porn store in Virginia, can only contribute to communities, be it

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-63679030525978804022007-11-13T12:46:00.000-05:002007-11-13T12:46:56.132-05:00

Tasers are fun, bro. YouTube has clearly shown us that much (The Guys are rather split on the college kid Tasing, but I'm all for Tasing people who don't shut up).However, as a police officer, what can possibly make using your Taser something less than a joyful experience? When you accidentally Tase yourself, and then you get in trouble for it. That's what happened to one officer in Wisconsin.

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-72596481206999617782007-11-13T10:37:00.000-05:002007-11-13T12:48:00.045-05:00

A local Virginia newspaper editorial has actually come to the defense of a town's porn shop saying the city prosecutor is wasting taxpayers' time and money by going after the store. Also: "If it manages to stay in business, then it obviously isn't violating community standards." Gee, that's so crazy it almost makes sense.And in the news side of things, the real shocker ( ll_i ) at Shockers ( ll_i

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-88730840366069099202007-11-13T08:38:00.000-05:002007-11-13T08:37:50.334-05:00

As it gets colder, animals start to hunker down for winter. However, at least one species instead gets randy and feisty this time of year and legally we can't even kill them--yet. The animal I am speaking of, of course, is the deer.It's not uncommon to hear reports of people hitting deer with their cars, but recently a girl was hit by a deer as she ran in a high school cross country meet. This

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-10978794798738260292007-11-12T15:15:00.000-05:002007-11-12T15:13:19.289-05:00

We've all known for years that sharks are dangerous. Of all the animal kingdom, their faction never liked the uneasy truce that held until the infamous attack of Steve Irwin. They killed at will and continue to this day.However, it seems one surfer in California found himself in a battle (or as the story moronically puts it, a "hand-to-hand fight") with a great white shark, only to be saved by

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-90517322565695388022007-11-12T13:27:00.000-05:002007-11-12T13:33:07.086-05:00

David Leigh of UK paper, The Guardian, wants to remind you that bloggers are not real journalists because they lack credibility.And we would like to remind you that you can get all the news you can shake a stick at here on SeriouslyGuys dot com. Tell a friend/burn a newspaper.

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-52942933003769060852007-11-12T11:47:00.000-05:002007-11-12T11:50:00.091-05:00

Poor Bob Allen. While everyone has been obsessing over Sen. Larry Craig's bathroom stall, nobody noticed that the Florida state representative was found guilty of soliciting sex from an undercover officer. Of course, he's sticking with the "just hanging out in the bathroom with scary men" story, but why doesn't he get to be interviewed by Matt Lauer?Also, when is it a good time to get a new group

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-55360537221132443582007-11-12T08:05:00.000-05:002007-11-12T09:09:13.969-05:00

At some point, you will die. (How's THAT for starting off your morning on a bright note?) Thanks to modern medicine, the day on which you will die is getting farther and farther away. That is, unless you spend your days chain smoking, emptying every bottle in sight and using pre-owned needles, in which case, you are in the H.O.V. lane to soil slumber.There is an unfortunate side effect of this

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-52395092413889237042007-11-09T15:45:00.000-05:002007-11-09T15:44:23.417-05:00

Somewhere between the Dave Chappelle of comedy stardom and the Dave Chappelle of abrupt sabbaticals for contemplative stretches in Africa is the guy who experienced "the best single day of my career" when he threw a party for a few thousand friends and fans. Inviting some of the most gifted and socially conscious hip-hop and R&B artists, he assembled his dream concert on a corner in

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-76994502407019718552007-11-09T12:57:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:56:32.219-05:00

As we have recently learned, the Chinese are a very outgoing, humorous people. Once again the government is cracking down on citizens who seem to be enjoying themselves just a little too much. Those citizens are judges.Judges are no longer allowed to have shaved heads, have tattoos, wear heavy makeup and of course, frolic. Apparently in China, judges look something like the people American judges

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-70105234587478366822007-11-09T11:08:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:21:16.677-05:00

Conan O'Brien can finally rest easy as his stalker has been put to justice and captured. Your reaction is the same as the nation's, as apparently, this event wasn't funny enough for Conan to mention on his show. For a Harvard grad, the stalker's not so smart to get caught, right? One thing though: isn't O'Brien a little too old for the tastes of a priest?

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-70322743435388179832007-11-09T10:09:00.000-05:002007-11-09T10:16:44.808-05:00

The Guys apologize for being a tad bit late on informing you of the latest in animal brutality upon humans in this case. But look out motorists, you need to be warned.Getting hit by one automobile isn't enough to stop these vicious deer from attacking us anymore. One deer, hit by two seperate cars, caused those two cars to collide and wreck into each other on a Wisconsin highway. This isn't Bambi

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-85896361996169075152007-11-09T08:36:00.000-05:002007-11-09T08:35:47.918-05:00

Cows: when they're not falling from the sky, pooping diamonds or just being tasty, they seem to find time to save human lives. Go figure.Nervous cows saved nearly 600 people in a small Mexican village when a "mini-tsunami" hit. The people noticed the cows were nervous and headed out of town. Alright, actually the cows took off and the people took off after them to bring them back, but the point

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-83463729403034753812007-11-08T16:22:00.000-05:002007-11-08T17:30:56.831-05:00

Your palms are sweaty, your legs are wooden (hopefully figuratively) and you pitched a tent in your Dockers. Despite all of this, you are still expected to dance.It's a conundrum that guys like us have faced our entire lives. We are discouraged from dancing at home, but are expected to once we go to any nightclub or wedding, and it'd better be good because, "How you dance is how you are in bed.

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-26519965057641460672007-11-08T13:35:00.000-05:002007-11-08T13:34:17.779-05:00

Here at SeriouslyGuys, we are all about the high-brow humor. There are far too many low-brow sites out there, so we cater to the discerning reader. Wait--I'm being handed something--it appears we are, in fact, all about the toilet humor. Well, that's just fine.The Chinese, as with any communist culture, are known the world over for their sense of humor. Which explains why one patriotic restaurant

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-38113259273189451122007-11-08T12:11:00.000-05:002007-11-08T12:14:01.024-05:00

The sleepy suburb of Duncanville, Texas, does not like all those suburbanites sleeping with each other—especially, when they do it in groups of about 200 or so. That's an awful lot of swaps to keep track of, I gotta say. And just think of the heating bill to keep everybody warm in the winter.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-59665543255583092082007-11-08T09:24:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:32:33.299-05:00

Serendipity 3, a popular dessert location in New York(and for those of you who enjoy chick flicks, part of the John Cusack lovefest "Serendipity"), now offers the world's most expensive dessert.For the low price of $25,000 you can experience the Frrrozen Haute Chocolate.Editorial Note: For that kind of money, you better make sure gold is coming out one end, and diamonds out the other when it

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-25820863471838185432007-11-08T07:55:00.000-05:002007-11-08T07:54:41.197-05:00

Cows: mostly they are just food. But remember, no matter how much we domesticate them and breed them for complicity, they will always be animals. Animals will stop at nothing to attack us when we least expect it, and who better than a cow to carry out such an attack.Luckily, after a recent attack, no humans were killed. However, it shows creativity, as the attack happened when a cow fell from the

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-662732156970025242007-11-07T17:10:00.000-05:002007-11-07T18:23:33.503-05:00

The Merriam Webster Online Dictionary defines "nostalgia" as:1 : the state of being homesick : HOMESICKNESS2 : a wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to or of some past period or irrecoverable condition; also : something that evokes nostalgiaThere's a few choice wordings in that definition I'd like to highlight before I ream into contemporary popular opinion.First: "being

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-19627572075746773922007-11-07T11:49:00.000-05:002007-11-07T11:46:49.956-05:00

The Germans are weird. We all know that. However, a great deal of our Christmas traditions come from German roots (Christmas trees, yule logs, Santa Claus, etc.). So it is safe to say that when it comes to Christmas, the Germans know how to do it.What's the latest trend in German Christmas celebrations? An advent calendar with a serial killer in it.Yes, a man convicted of killing 24 people in the

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-24297972251527347142007-11-07T11:26:00.000-05:002007-11-07T11:29:57.574-05:00

So, apparently T-Mobile owns all rights to the usage of the color magenta in relation to telecommunications, like phones, digital media, or, the internet. This'd be better news if magenta wasn't such an ugly color. T-Mobile, you really dropped the ball on this one. Haven't you ever heard of the wonderful color that is "mauve"?

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-2780114562171307472007-11-07T11:15:00.000-05:002007-11-07T11:52:25.104-05:00

China doesn't like you. This is more or less evident from reported cases of toys with gross amounts of lead, to tainted food being released over here, to even aligning with our enemies the animals by allowing SARS to become nearly rampant worldwide. It should be noted that while they may hate the world, they've been keeping most of their hate focused on the U.S. Luckily, they seem to have turned

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-68034741600352312722007-11-07T09:37:00.000-05:002007-11-07T09:40:52.084-05:00

In case you haven't heard, don't smoke pot in a police station.

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-41404991053603574862007-11-07T08:20:00.000-05:002007-11-07T08:19:42.714-05:00

Immigration can be a female dog, especially these days. But when it means you end up having your most manly of members cut off because of it, your experience is just a little worse.A man from El Salvador is suing the government because he was held over in immigration and could not get proper treatment for cancer on his penis. Because he could not get treatment in time, he and his little friend

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-82725814168719485502007-11-06T16:25:00.000-05:002007-11-06T16:54:24.608-05:00

Get your blanky, fluff your pillow, say your prayers and go to sleep. Another yawner of an NBA season is upon us, and guess what, David Stern? Nobody cares. This is what happens when there are glaring holes in a product that you are trying to sell, and right now the NBA is dealing with one roughly the size of the Grand Canyon.How can this be fixed? Well basically, the sport is beyond repair.

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-86017280352871255742007-11-06T11:14:00.000-05:002007-11-06T12:58:02.219-05:00

There's a new threat to American GIs.No, not IEDs.No, not lack of body armor.No, not even uranium-depleted silverware in MREs.It's porno! Fortunately, the American Family Association (AFA) is leading the fight against selling 18-year-old heroes Playboy and Penthouse.No, really. Just those magazines. All others were already pulled from shelves in 1996 because of this group's busy-bodying.So,

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-40710805443673700532007-11-06T10:50:00.000-05:002007-11-06T10:56:02.797-05:00

If you've thought that hiring hitmen to "off" someone was simply a plot device you'd only see in the movies, you've thought wrong. Many people have hired so-called mercenaries to take out someone who has wronged them in the past, though usually for reasons that don't make you shake your head in disbelief. Today, a new reason to shake your head in disbelief was found-video game deprivation. Due to

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-60977440748827125312007-11-06T10:38:00.000-05:002007-11-06T10:49:40.392-05:00

Batman, that lovable hero to many kids left and right, can do many thing. Despite having no powers, the tactical mind of Batman has created many an internet debate between fanboys regarding just whether or not he can beat any other entity that there is. Batman can stop a bomb. Batman can conquer space. Batman can even conquer cooking.However, it would seem that despite it all, there's one foe

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-90372361285270186452007-11-06T08:34:00.000-05:002007-11-06T09:47:24.242-05:00

Make sure you put your shoes on before reading this, because it's time to dance in the streets. Washoe, the first chimpanzee to learn sign language, is dead. The chimp, once it was learned she could speak American Sign Language in 1980, was quarantined for "studying" at Central Washington University's Ellensburg campus.Now this vile creature, no doubt intended to spy on us for the enemy, can

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-2456642026006246702007-11-05T13:27:00.000-05:002007-11-06T08:17:32.519-05:00

Happy Guy Fawkes Day, SeriouslyReaders! You know, that holiday that nobody gave a rat's inflamed nostril about until two years ago?So put on your Neo outfit, pilfer the sais from your "little brother's" Ninja Turtle costume and put on a creepy mask. It's time to scare the neighbors/put yourself on the government's terrorist watch list!

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-85150087497311371882007-11-05T12:25:00.000-05:002007-11-05T12:28:15.120-05:00

Man's best friend my hind quarters. An Iowa man is in a hospital recovering from a gunshot wound. The "accident" happened on a hunting excursion, and the suspect in the shooting: the man's dog.That's right, we are not even safe from our pets. The man was out hunting birds with some friends. For some reason he put his shotgun down when his dog "just happened" to step on the trigger, shooting the

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-38810735970916146362007-11-05T11:49:00.000-05:002007-11-05T22:55:31.695-05:00

News flash: a 37-year-old man was found alive after he had reportedly cremated. Police were still unsure of just what this turn of events meant, as all they could report was that at the hospital where he was being checked up on, the man kept uttering "Send more paramedics."

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-79111556207462601172007-11-05T08:42:00.000-05:002007-11-05T13:45:49.692-05:00

Some of you may have heard that the writers in Hollywood, better known as the Writers Guild of America, is now on strike. This means that the people who write the shows you love will not be working until this issue is resolved. The big shows to be affected are the ones that record nightly, mostly the late night shows.That is why I am here to say to the networks: I will be your scab. I can even

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-14137332993226005702007-11-02T17:03:00.000-04:002007-11-02T17:02:50.815-04:00

Earlier in the month, Bryan McBournie made the comment that even though October's would be themed with Asian on the brain, no Godzilla type movies would be reviewed.As of right now, it's officially November 2, which, at least, the last time I checked, is not part of the month of October. Suck it, Trebek.Monster movies have always captured audiences' attention. From King Kong and Godzilla to The

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-77925460918912743322007-11-02T16:44:00.000-04:002007-11-02T16:44:42.377-04:00

As we mentioned a couple months back, they caught a suspected dead chupacabra in Texas (link is toward the bottom).However, it seems the monster will continue to roam the Texas-Mexican border area, because the animal found was actually, a strange looking, hairless coyote, according to biologists. This blog is sad to hear this news, because it means the beast is still out there somewhere, and

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-77931664241013849972007-11-02T16:18:00.000-04:002007-11-02T16:29:16.298-04:00

Believe it or not, babies and bacteria have a lot in common. Both are transmitted by the usual means: sex. They also grow inside of their hosts, annoying it until they break free and annoy the rest of us, too. And that brings us to this week's medical queries.Recently, my office gave out free potato salad to its employees. It would seem that everyone except for myself has apparently gotten

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-13183087046220417422007-11-02T15:17:00.000-04:002007-11-02T15:25:19.360-04:00

Don Vito (a.k.a. Vincent Margera) "was convicted of two counts of sexual assault on a child."Probably assuming cameras were on him and Bam was waiting to punch him in the nuts, Vito responded by falling to the floor, pleading "Just kill me now." Instead, deputies dragged him off to jail, and Bam probably blew up his house.The best part, of course, was his defense:Defense attorney Pamela Mackey

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-77528813720839365642007-11-02T13:23:00.000-04:002007-11-02T13:20:31.235-04:00

There are some battles not worth fighting, and then there are matters of pickles. In Michigan, men clearly know this addage, as one man is currently facing assault charges with pickles.Two friends got into an argument over pickles when one man, Bobby Lee Bolen, was hanging out at his friend's house and got hungry. He went to the fridge and grabbed a jar of pickles. When Bolen's friend, Jody Lee,

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-39362035311895930542007-11-02T10:36:00.000-04:002007-11-02T10:43:53.820-04:00

A wee Halo 3 fan has been accused of punching his mother after she forced him to stop playing. The boy was engrossed in the game when he was told to end the session as it was getting late. When he refused, the youngster's mother removed the "air card" from the Xbox 360 (nobody, gamer or non-gamer, knows what that is) and was met with violent resistance.The kid then stormed throughout the house in

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-220478377642554482007-11-01T17:26:00.000-04:002007-11-01T17:27:01.710-04:00

Being famous and/or powerful isn't all it's cracked up to be. If there's anyone that knows that, it's the SG reader. Our readers, as you are no doubt aware, are among the most prestigious and high-ranking in industry and commerce today. They turn to us for our insight.Those in the spotlight are always destined to mess up, because they are only human. However, the spotlight remains, because people

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-9477392263117379762007-11-01T12:38:00.000-04:002007-11-01T12:38:00.450-04:00

Our animal foes are no strangers to the most dastardly of battle plans. They have been known to strike at civilians, even children, when least expecting. But now they have taken things one step further: mind control.An Australian man was bitten by a spider, which did not give him superpowers, in fact, it gave him an illness. That illness, the man said, led him to rape a woman. The courts didn't

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-79601484724215215342007-11-01T10:51:00.000-04:002007-11-01T10:54:40.216-04:00

All those Mac users out there who think that they're somehow impervious to malware better watch out. It would seem that even the most die-hard Apple fanboy can be lured into a trap by the siren call of free porn. WHERE IS YOUR GOD STEVE JOBS NOW?

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-57930220035076636202007-11-01T08:28:00.000-04:002007-11-01T08:32:23.641-04:00

Even though we haven't mentioned it in a while, the world of competitive eating has been going strong. A while back eight million-time champ Takeru Kobayashi had to take a break from the sport due to jaw arthritis. Much like Roger Clemens, since his return, he has not been the same. (Fun fact: Roger Clemens can eat his own weight in doughnuts.)In any case, since then, American Joey Chestnut has

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-68522145089807092972007-10-31T16:30:00.000-04:002007-10-31T17:59:45.579-04:00

Once again, a major holiday happens to fall on Hump Day, and like last time, "Take it from Snee" will observe it. I'm a huge fan of Halloween, and like The Guys who are Red Sox fans, I've endured countless ups and downs.In the early years, I couldn't catch a break on Halloween and suffered through embarrassing mom-planned costumes like a bunny rabbit or a clown (before everyone became afraid of

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-32054671000293074872007-10-31T12:58:00.000-04:002007-10-31T12:58:03.315-04:00

We're getting word that today is Halloween, better known as Day 1 of the Christmas shopping season, according to retailers. To help celebrate we're putting a temporary pause on our zombie watch, since so many will be out this evening. But the truce ends in the morning.Heading out to a Halloween party? Try not to pass out while in costume. Passengers on a German train saw a man slumped over,

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-32866880647933765852007-10-31T10:31:00.001-04:002007-10-31T10:31:27.618-04:00

A Georgia father is understandably peeved after his son ran up (or was bilked into?) a $53,000 strip club tab in just one night, all while celebrating his graduation from college. It doesn't take a genius to guess that he probably didn't major in finance.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-16049083710330023892007-10-31T08:24:00.000-04:002007-10-31T08:25:22.900-04:00

As you enjoy your morning eye-opener bourbon and coffee, there is some great news to report: the U.S. ban on absinthe has been lifted!You may know the green liquor from Europe, where it made a faster comeback from vicious rumors it made one violent. In its heyday, the late 19th century and early 20th century, it was more popular worldwide than wine or beer. It was also the drink of choice for

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-3200959199666007962007-10-30T16:38:00.000-04:002007-10-30T16:37:34.434-04:00

In 2004, with a miraculous comeback against the rival New York Yankees, a beat down of the St. Louis Cardinals and one last pitch, stab and toss from Keith Foulke, the Boston Red Sox exorcised 86 years of frustration by capturing the World Series title and the hearts of a nation.With another comeback against the up and coming Cleveland Indians, a slaughtering of the Colorado Rockies, and one last

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-10709371651744545712007-10-30T15:24:00.000-04:002007-10-30T15:43:08.684-04:00

We here at SeriouslyGuys be taking our pirating seriously. Apparently so be them Somalian pirates. So if any of ye swine find yerselves out on the seven seas and get attacked, don't be coming back saying we didn't warn ye.

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-10161463969881936982007-10-30T13:00:00.000-04:002007-10-30T15:51:05.392-04:00

You wouldn't really know it by the story, but aliens obviously hate animals as much as we do. A 1972 meteorite just happened to hit a cow in Venezuela, killing it. It's the only known fatality from a meteor.Anyone want to place bets it was some Martian sniper's work? We all know cows have it coming to them. In any case, the meteorite sold for $1,554 at an auction recently, while others sold for

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-82207808831723683162007-10-30T10:24:00.001-04:002007-10-30T10:36:55.677-04:00

Ironically, Ireland (that's alliteration, homes), has reported a priest scandal that doesn't involve altar boys.The priests, instead, stand accused of misappropriating the collection plates by funneling them into a company called, this blog kids you not, Shag. The purpose was to finance gambling and foreign trips, property and lavish gifts for their girlfriends.This blog recommends that the

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-69972684227572741172007-10-30T09:34:00.001-04:002007-10-30T09:39:43.269-04:00

Well, it's official: if you weren't sure whether television executives hate you, here's a big, steamy pile of clue.That's right. More reality shows. As if there weren't enough.To be fair, at least this means that Grey's Anatomy and Heroes will take a time-out, preferably forever. But oh, the alternative! This is the best time to start a Netflix account if you haven't yet.

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-33951537521831515282007-10-30T08:38:00.000-04:002007-10-30T14:22:01.250-04:00

There is nothing scarier than coming home to find your home has been broken into. Well, maybe an ax murderer is scarier, but for argument's sake, let's stick with the break-in.An L.A. resident had such a discovery, and immediately had the county sheriff's department respond for the burglary in progress. Turns out, the crook was "really hairy," which is not unreasonable, because he was also a

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-79473963533587935192007-10-29T13:04:00.000-04:002007-10-29T13:03:47.182-04:00

Wisconsinites (Wisconsonians?) were a signature away from getting free shots at grocery stores, until Gov. Jim "Killjoy" Doyle vetoed the measure. Why free liquor in grocery stores? This blog asks, why not? Grocery shopping isn't very entertaining sober, a nip here and there could only improve that.The good news is that free beer is still allowed. Obviously, it's a totally different animal.What

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-32558662445443436592007-10-29T12:34:00.000-04:002007-10-29T12:47:44.352-04:00

Want to scare the ever loving crap out of your primarily conservative Republican neighborhood? The polls say go as this.

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-52024806186173821002007-10-29T11:34:00.000-04:002007-10-29T11:37:49.090-04:00

What kind of sick airline flies planes that have private suites with double beds in them, and then forbids passengers from having sex on board? Singapore Airlines, that's who. If you don't like it, you can get the cane!Still, maybe it's not that bad of a ban if you think about it. I mean, if the plane is a rocking, you're probably in a lot of trouble.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-1032458415792930922007-10-29T10:42:00.000-04:002007-10-29T11:03:38.249-04:00

For full effect, please put your 3-D glasses on. Also, you might want to put your coffee cup down.No drive to war is complete without accusations of fifth columnists here in America, and the War on Animals is no exception.Coarsegold, California (go figure), has embraced the foe that brought down beloved Captain Kirk. It is ugly, it is hairy and it is smaller than a breadbox: the tarantula.The

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-75617481340684978962007-10-29T07:12:00.000-04:002007-10-29T07:11:34.801-04:00

Before we begin, I would like to note that the McBournie Minute officially turns a year old today. Here's to another one. Now enough of the self back-patting. One last thing, congratulations to Your 2007 World Series Champs the Boston Red Sox. Moving on.By now, we've all heard about the forest fires currently ravaging parts of Los Angeles and San Diego. From how it looks at this point, it was the

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-78711103191589901512007-10-26T16:57:00.000-04:002007-10-26T17:16:15.396-04:00

Ever since Simone Mareuil had a nasty experience with a razor blade in the surrealist classic Un Chien Andalou, horror movies have always had a special relationship with eyes. Sliced, poked, gouged and occasionally popped out of its socket, the eyeball has become the most vulnerable, and most traumatized, organ in film history. The second film from the Pang brothers cultivates horror by taking

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-79064333005320959972007-10-26T13:19:00.000-04:002007-10-26T13:26:04.792-04:00

Baseball fever, that is, specifically the World Series. Of course, unless it's "quirky" news, it doesn't posted here. It seems some Red Sox fans are going a little batty with World Series fever ... orrrrr maybe they just figure baseball is as good an excuse as any to troll for sex on Craigslist. Why should the players get to do all the scoring? Let's hope that the "Green Monster" isn't a

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-82860638395137538002007-10-26T13:05:00.000-04:002007-10-26T13:05:46.289-04:00

Bidders of world, unite! A lock of hair purportedly snipped from the corpse of Che Guevara in 1967 went up for auction recently. The hair, which can only be described as "hair-looking," fetched $100,000 and was purchased by a 61-year-old man.His bid was the only one in the auction, and it met the minimum bid. Apparently, Che isn't as collectible as his T-shirts.However, being a Marxist, he would

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-13495328155291127222007-10-26T12:56:00.000-04:002007-10-26T12:55:35.236-04:00

Folks, this blog touts the virtues of the brave men and women fighting the War on Animals, we also encourage our readers to help the fight and be ready however they can. One thing we don't recommend is leaving animals alone for days on end.Not because we're worried about the enemy's welfare, but rather, with no one to guard them, someone else is bound to stumble upon these detainees. Such a case

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-80300080511888196392007-10-26T10:49:00.000-04:002007-10-26T10:50:50.709-04:00

Who said that music doesn't save?

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-1533003304491260342007-10-26T08:35:00.000-04:002007-10-26T08:36:26.570-04:00

We've all heard about how sleep aids can lead to sleep walking, eating, driving, even having sex. So clearly, it's not a good idea to take such pills if this kind of thing ends up happening to you. However, a hotel chain in England is having a new problem.Sleepwalking naked people have increased sevenfold in the past year, mostly dudes, or as they say in England, blokes. As the story suggests,

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-51576312772551181062007-10-25T15:30:00.000-04:002007-10-25T17:31:22.243-04:00

Every so often, you will need a new identity. Maybe you're from a race of immortals who must occasionally submit a death certificate to avoid arousing suspicion. Or perhaps you haven't paid your bills in five years. And then there's always doing it because you don't want to kill yourself, but you'd like to make everyone pay for not going to your choice at the movies ("You'll miss me and 3:10

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-36654074549159939942007-10-25T13:03:00.000-04:002007-10-25T17:32:22.336-04:00

Are you bored by politics? Do you feel the urge to not vote in any given election? Then you're a terrible person, but you're also nearly two-thirds of Americans. Here's something to get you excited about politics: Matthew Godfrey, mayor of a town in Utah and full-time oompa loompa, is five-foot-six and weighs 136 lbs.However, that didn't stop him from running down and wrestling a man who

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-89937246113914741132007-10-25T12:30:00.000-04:002007-10-25T12:33:13.534-04:00

A new female condom will soon be available to the public. Called the FC2 (Eh? Eh? Get it?), it's cheaper and less noisy than the original version; here's hoping it also has other secret features that make people actually want to use it.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-13547868398672927182007-10-25T11:41:00.000-04:002007-10-25T17:33:28.816-04:00

... It's that babies just slide right on out with no grueling seven to ten-hour labor. Oops goes reality.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-12439026025564390892007-10-25T09:53:00.000-04:002007-10-25T09:55:07.308-04:00

Mitt Romney, in a bid for the "keep young people off of our lawns" vote, proposed curbing financial for students with useless majors, linking "the amount of financial aid college students get to the kind of jobs they pursue after graduation."This, of course, flies in the face of the statistic that most professionals do not work in the field they originally studied in college. And this is because

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-20532130641549270752007-10-25T09:37:00.000-04:002007-10-25T09:39:20.020-04:00

How cool are those electric wheelchair things? Really, it makes your whole life so much cooler. It's like having your own personal golf cart, but you can bring it indoors and it gets you better parking spots. However, as we've learned in the past, it doesn't save you from a DUI.But now there seems to be another problem, the darn thing takes you down highways. That's what happened to an 81-

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-40843657317203008492007-10-24T16:28:00.000-04:002007-10-24T18:47:32.446-04:00

There's this idea that's floated around since I was a bald-faced lad (I'm now a scraggly-faced boy-man) that the solution to all of societies' woes is a dress code. Until recently, it focused exclusively on children, but recent attempts to legislate baggy pants in Atlanta and other states show that we continue to look for a simple solution for a "symptom" as opposed to the problem(s).The idea

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-77544631342175925252007-10-24T12:45:00.000-04:002007-10-24T12:50:22.906-04:00

Surprisingly enough, not everyone loves Viagra: the Dutch town of Breda recently renamed a street after some dirty-minded residents complained that its name bore a more than passing resemblance to the name of the famed anti-impotence drug. St. Fiacrius Court sounds just fine to this blogger, but apparently some folks would prefer to live on Hofhage. Personally, that sounds even dirtier, though

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-73945153436884034082007-10-24T12:26:00.000-04:002007-10-24T23:16:07.429-04:00

Police in Brussels can't be happy about the latest memo from their superiors. In an attempt to get more respect from the public, the police are no longer allowed to visit brothels or drink at bars while they are on duty. Yes, we said "duty."Key quote: "'It is only by setting a good example that the police can make itself respected,' the letter said, urging officers to adopt more conservative

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-27916282505835877602007-10-24T11:29:00.001-04:002007-10-24T11:34:31.847-04:00

-Swim with Box Jellyfish.-Go searching for Taipans.-Try to pick up the language of the locals.-Attempt to correctly use a boomerang.-Malign rugby.-Show off the number of teeth that you have to the locals in comparison to them.-Crush beer cans between your breasts while at the bar.

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-70010225708972068242007-10-24T09:49:00.000-04:002007-10-24T11:29:06.502-04:00

While touring a weapons plant, John McCain said that, if elected president, he will personally shoot Osama Bin Laden.Wait, presidents get to shoot people? And here we thought that was only vice-presidents.We put this question to you, readers: should presidents submit to a five day background check before taking office, or do we continue to let the gunshows elect them?

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-79073118064731319362007-10-24T08:32:00.000-04:002007-10-24T08:32:19.746-04:00

That's right, folks. The first of the big holidays is finally here. It's time to celebrate the 62nd anniversary of the founding of the U.N. Yes, on this day in 1945, the U.N was founded as a way for countries to better communicate with each other. Clearly, it worked, since there have been no wars since then.So get ready to celebrate the traditional U.N. Day way: gather with your friends friends

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-46686021430712502912007-10-23T17:46:00.000-04:002007-10-23T22:48:37.130-04:00

Nearly everyone has a sport they enjoy to watch. Nearly everyone has a team in said sport that they call theirs. They support them through bad draft decisions and trade moves, kudos to you, you're a fan.Then there is that guy. The obnoxious one that somehow finds himself drinking at the very place you went to go eat or have a drink after work. But this particular specimen doesn't sit down and

Bryan Schoolshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18104475792724477392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-1477188667901855582007-10-23T15:48:00.000-04:002007-10-23T16:07:31.459-04:00

Taking a page from American history, an Indian village (in India, not Ironyland) let rice wine do their dirty work on a herd of Asiatic elephants.After drinking themselves into a stupor, the elephants reenacted a World Series celebration by knocking down a utility pole. Six died in the ensuing electrocution.This approach is one of the most innovative in the global War on Animals for three

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-68149557564005444962007-10-23T13:32:00.000-04:002007-10-23T16:05:03.152-04:00

Looking for love? You might want to head to China. After all, what color is a heart? Red, the same color as the Chinese flag. Still getting over that girl you said was one in a million? Guess what? A million really isn't that much in China.Take these two lovebirds, for example: a 106-year-old man and an 81-year-old woman just got married, in what is destined to be the shortest marriage since

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-16135983996404150532007-10-23T11:10:00.000-04:002007-10-23T11:18:22.606-04:00

Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a hoax, though this could be cause for alarm. One of the strapping young youths of China bravely jumped into a panda cage, only to have that soulless beast bite him! They're not cute and cuddly creatures, people. Bears = Godless Killing Machines.THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS. ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE FROM THE RACCOON FAMILY.It's time to take the war to them. We almost had

Chris 'Chugs' Taylorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08387626172226925672noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-34896543799956969342007-10-23T09:59:00.000-04:002007-10-23T10:08:35.199-04:00

What's the best way to use the impressive graphics resources of the Xbox 360? Why, with arcade and card games from the 1980s.Key quote: The content deal came as Microsoft also unveiled a new version of the Xbox 360, dubbed Arcade, priced at $279 and bundled with five games, including "Pac-Man Championship Edition," "Uno" and "Feeding Frenzy."Yeah, digital Uno's worth $55.80. Thanks,

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-83561072934246174722007-10-23T08:33:00.000-04:002007-10-23T08:33:31.222-04:00

Tourists enjoying the scenery on St. Maarten ended up coming home with a little bit more than just sunburns and souvenirs. They also may have come home with tuberculosis.Yes, health officials have sent out word that people who came in contact with a certain stripper should be checked out after the stripper tested positive for TB, also known as consumption.This proves once again that everything is

Bryan McBournienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-68482136172648078222007-10-22T16:29:00.000-04:002007-10-22T16:39:20.899-04:00

The Guys have been mostly silent about female teachers having sex with their students, save for the occasional punchline. Really, there's not much more to say about sexual abuse save that it's illegal.... Or is there?The New York Times article quotes Richard Gartner, "a New York psychologist and author of 'Beyond Betrayal: Taking Charge of Your Life After Boyhood Sexual Abuse'":Recognition of

Rick Sneenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23258629.post-2461564582233344132007-10-22T15:10:00.000-04:002007-10-22T18:28:39.167-04:00

Anyone else pissed about Robert Downey Jr. getting the role of Iron Man? Apparently this guy is. Luis Miguel Adana donned an iron mask and sewed his mouth shut in a form of protest to get the Columbian government to provide a loan to start his own business.He speaks out of the corner of his mouth, and spends his days laying in bed bound by shackles and chains. Yes, protest for the money to

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