America is dead to me
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Is that coffee sip in Digestion Land now? Good.
Not one (1) channel broadcasted "1776" yesterday for our Independence Day. Perhaps it's only in Alabama where they can't handle all the "slavery-is-a-moral-disgrace-despite-its-economic-necessity-in-the-South" parts. I'd like to think it was aired somewhere, but I have DirectTV, so fat chance.
So if American television networks--networks that call themselves "National" and "American" like ABC and NBC--cannot salve my annual musical fix, then I submit that they must change their names, and the terrorists may or may not have won.
Is that coffee sip in Digestion Land now? Good.
Not one (1) channel broadcasted "1776" yesterday for our Independence Day. Perhaps it's only in Alabama where they can't handle all the "slavery-is-a-moral-disgrace-despite-its-economic-necessity-in-the-South" parts. I'd like to think it was aired somewhere, but I have DirectTV, so fat chance.
So if American television networks--networks that call themselves "National" and "American" like ABC and NBC--cannot salve my annual musical fix, then I submit that they must change their names, and the terrorists may or may not have won.
posted by Rick Snee at
9:23 AM
3 Comments:
A person is truly not a patriot unless they're dubbed as such by Rick Snee. Truly.
By
Chris 'Chugs' Taylor, at 11:05 AM
In the words of Fozzie, "Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear."
By
Rick Snee, at 11:10 AM
For my money, singing forefathers is about as American as apple pie or "The Passion of the Christ."
By
Bryan McBournie, at 11:16 AM
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