Gov kisses Richard's drug-weathered bum

Failed rock n' roller, Governor Mike Huckabee wants to pardon a 31-year-old misdemeanor traffic violation.

Since kicking out certain undesirables, Arkansas's biggest problem is bad press at Stones shows.

Key quote: "Huckabee plays bass guitar in a band called Capitol Offense that performed for the Republican National Convention in 2004 in New York City."

This blog cannot make this crap up.