Like reading Playboy "for the articles"

Utah-based CleanFlicks, CleanFilms, and Play It Clean Video (a.k.a. Mormons) and other Midwest counterparts must now keep their filthy hands off of my all-American depravity.

Key quote: "The company would routinely edit content for homosexuality, 'perversion' and cohabitation - its version of Brokeback Mountain must have been a sight to see" [emphasis mine].