The Post-Lance Bass America

Lance Bass's announcement has raised an important question in everyone's lives: is my crush gay, lesbian or bisexual? This information is critical for every 12-year-old in the nation, as evidenced by the barrage of Lance Bass articles over the past two days.

As a service to you--our dear, lonely readers--here's a list of gay, lesbian and bisexual celebrities. It was compiled by Wikipedia: the internet's official source for settling all arguements not covered on IMDB.com.

Let the sobbing begin:

Celebrities A-E
Celebrities F-J
Celebrities K-O: This one's a heartbreaker for me. Rosie O'Donnell, we hardly knew ye.
Celebrities P-T
Celebrities U-Z

Couldn't find your crush on the lists? Perhaps they're on the wagon:

Temporarily, but no longer, gay for media attention

If you are a gay, lesbian or bisexual reader looking for a new crush, then read the above with the opposite emotional responses.

SeriouslyGuys: Don't say we never did anything for you.