South Park dodges "Tom Cruise stink"

This press conference is why Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve your praise, idolization, and virgin daughters (I plan to have three, so we can each have one).

Key quote: "Stone said they dodged the news media back in May when the 'Trapped' episode was scrubbed because 'you didn't want to be in a headline with him and start getting that Tom Cruise stink on you,' even though they were on the other side of the argument."