We're Not Bitter (We Promise)

Although this blog is pleased that the Washington Post wrote this article about our genre, it's incredibly incomplete. We read through the whole thing and did not find one single quote from the Guys (Seriously). After a quick poll, we realized none of us were even called for comment.

In 4000 years of written current events, SeriouslyGuys has always been there: from the early days of clogs (cunneiform logs) to today's blogs. As evidence, we present a special edition of From the SeriouslyGuys Vault.


Monday, the Twentieth Day of July in the One Thousand, Three Hundrede and Fourth Yeare of Our Lourde

Welcome back, Longshanks!

Glad that William Wallace unpleasantnes is behind Us now that you have recaptured Stirling Castle, aye? Unlike some competing Scotish Tapestrie Logues, or Stlogues, we welcome our English Lourdes back and cannot wait for the Resumpshun of Prima Nocta, gruefome masse Executions, and soldieurs eating all of our Food.


Friday, July 20, 1956

Real rats, fake sinking ship

While the rest of the nation practices "duck and cover" in the event of a Red attack, Washington bureaucrats practice massive evacuations into upscale bomb shelters. Leave it to the fat cats to spend hard-earned tax dollars on luxuries when a simple wooden desk would suffice.