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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Copperfield has secret to staying power

David Copperfield told reporters today that he has found the Fountain of Youth. He was serious about it, too. Looks like we won't be getting rid of him any time soon. Let's hope David Blane doesn't learn the secret.

Somewhere, Juan Ponce de León is rolling over in his grave.

2 Comments:

  • I say it's more evidence of the resurgence of witchcraft!

    Burn him! Burn David Copperfield!

    That arrogant pri--I mean, witch!

    By Blogger Rick Snee, at 5:28 PM  

  • I saw the show about how he made the statue of liberty disapear.

    He set up cameras and various objects as points of refrence with the statue in the backround.

    During the commercial break he pointed the camera at a set of similar objects in the other direction with no statue behind them.

    Woopty friggin doo With the magic of television he fooled 100 million people with something that wasn't even clever.

    I'm going to go piss in his fugging fountain.

    By Blogger none, at 12:59 AM  

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