Rude gators need not apply
In Florida, alligators with bad manners are being taught a lesson--they're being killed. According to the Associated Press, an alligator can be killed just for being seen in pond near children.
It's a new form of discrimination and this blog will not stand for it. The Jim Croc laws still in place in Florida are an example of how the system refuses to recognize the rights of alligators. They are merely content with a "dead but equal" stance.
Clearly, the real issue out there right now is snakes and their access to commerical airliners.
Wally Gator could not be reached for comment. According to relatives, he was last seen being taken into custody by Florida authorities five months ago.
Side note: The AP story wins the distinction of Lead Sentence of the Day.
It's a new form of discrimination and this blog will not stand for it. The Jim Croc laws still in place in Florida are an example of how the system refuses to recognize the rights of alligators. They are merely content with a "dead but equal" stance.
Clearly, the real issue out there right now is snakes and their access to commerical airliners.
Wally Gator could not be reached for comment. According to relatives, he was last seen being taken into custody by Florida authorities five months ago.
Side note: The AP story wins the distinction of Lead Sentence of the Day.
posted by Bryan McBournie at
10:28 AM
2 Comments:
The only good alligator is a dead alligator... deep fried served with hush puppies and cole slaw!
By
none, at 11:06 AM
Hahaha, "Irish need not apply"
By
Rick Snee, at 12:00 PM
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