Dolphins are big dummy heads

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, dolphins are actually quite stupid. This blog thinks it's about time those things had their uppance come. They've been dominating the animal world for publicity (along with dogs) for decades. It's no wonder they were always getting caught in tuna nets.

Now that the media are attempting a regime change in the Animal Kingdom, here are some headlines we are sure to see:

"Baby seals have it coming to them, say Canadian clubsmen"

"Survey: no one cares about the tree frog, rainforest"

"Hey monkeys, if you're so like humans, why are you in that cage?"