From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: August 15

We have always been busy on August 15th.

Friday, August 15, in the one-thousand and fifty-seventh Yere of Our Lourde

Meet the new King, same as the old King

His Royale Magistie, Malcolm, hath slay’d His Former Royale Magistie, MacBeth on the Field o’ Lumphanan.

MacBeth, thou will remember, kill’d Malcolm’s father, His Former Royale Magistie, Duncan.

Duncan was the Son o’ His Former Royale Magistie, Malcolm II, who kill’d His Former Royale Magistie, Kenneth III.

Kenneth III was the Grandfather-in-law to MacBeth.

SeriouslyLads beleaves this makes everything sqware now between families and His Royale Magistie may or may not be Malcolm III.

Side note: some One should make Songs to keep this Shite straiught.


Saturday, August 15, 1914

Japan joins Allies against the Hun

In a dashing move, the Japanese have threatened German holdings in China. Leave it to those nice fellows to defend their Asian bretheran from the menacing Hun horde.

Bully to you, Japan. Bully!


Wednesday, August 15, 1945

Bully to Japan update

Emperor Hirohito announced Japan's surrender over the radio today.

This officially ends their invasion of Asia and the Pacific islands, as well as dissolves the final member of the Axis Powers--an alliance with Germany and Italy.

SeriouslyGIs officially rescinds our "bully" from 1914.


Friday, August 15, 1969

All your eggs in one basket

An unprecedented number of hippies have converged on a farm in Woodstock, New York.

This blog recommends an air strike. Now. While they're all in one place.