Pluto no longer a planet

This is SeriouslyBreaking News. According to the Associated Press, Pluto is no longer a planet. Astronomers met and voter on a definition for planets that seems to have demoted Pluto only moments ago. (We'll post a story as soon as someone writes one.)

Great, now how am I going to remember the order of planets? We need a whole new mnemonics sceme for the solar system!

UPDATE: Here's the story. We even beat CNN, Fox News and MSNBC to it.