Snake-related Story of the Day

Sure, Snakes on a Plane may have entered movie theaters a month ago, but the joke is not yet dead. We here at SeriouslyGuys plan on being there when the final coffin nail is driven. Might might just be holding the hammer. (WARNING: Do not attempt these metaphors at home. The prose you see here is done by trained professionals who have emergency crews standing by at all times.)

Traffic in York, Pennsylvania slowed as a 6-foot long snake hissed at passing cars. The snake then slithered under a man's car and wrapped itself around the chassis. That's right, it was SNAKES ON A CHASSIS!