'Don't Stand So Close To' the cranky old man
To paraphrase the rockstar turned old-timer:
In my day, rock music went places. When I was in The Police, we had to walk 20 miles uphill both ways--in the snow, mind you--to sing about stalking women. Today's kids are boring, and so is rock music! Gimme John Dowland and the 'lizabethan lute, any day of the week!
Andy Rooney could not be reached for comment. To be fair, we called around naptime.
In my day, rock music went places. When I was in The Police, we had to walk 20 miles uphill both ways--in the snow, mind you--to sing about stalking women. Today's kids are boring, and so is rock music! Gimme John Dowland and the 'lizabethan lute, any day of the week!
Andy Rooney could not be reached for comment. To be fair, we called around naptime.
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