First Christmas-related story of the season

It gets earlier every year. We at SeriouslyGuys know we're still weeks away from Halloween, and acknowledge that everyone hates it when the holiday season gets kicked off early by retailers.

That's why we're here to hit them with a pre-emptive strike: Granny and her terrorist fruitcakes in the mail.

To be fair, mass mailings of fruitcake can be considered a terrorist act. No one likes that stuff anyway.