First of many Trials of the Century

This trial should be more annoying than when Clinton asked the court to define "is."

Other expected defense methods include:

1) The I'm Not Touching You draw.
2) "Stop it!" "Stop it." "I mean it!" "I mean it." "You're a jerk!" "You're a jerk."
3) Celebrity guest witness Charo.
4) Badgering the witnesses ... with a real badger.