A sobering fact, indeed

The no-drinkniks of college surveys are trying to scare America once again. According to researchers, 20 percent of freshman males have ten drinks at a time at least once in a two-week period.

That number sounds a bit low. That means that only 20 percent of college males are going to two parties per month. When I was in school, those college males were the losers. Anyone who didn't drink that much three times in a week was being anti-social. I agree with the headline, it is a "frightening trend," but that is only because it is frightening that I still drink more than college students.

See you at the bar, nancies.

(Courtesy of Chris Brooks)