Wal-Mart supports Nazis

Hold on, let me correct that. It should read as "Walmart is a bunch of lilly-livered land-lubbers that doesn't support a good Jolly Roger every now and then."

I also hope that they remove all t-shirts with the peace symbol on it, seeing as how that was the insignia for Hitler's Third Panzer Division, circa 1941. Also, everyone knows that the real Nazis are PEACENIKS.