Dead man tells tales

While we wax nostalgic about our past year, Gerald Ford waxed some of his own.

Highlights include:

Kissinger was a sissy ("he had the thinnest skin of any public figure I ever knew").

The Iraq war is stupid. ("I just don't think we should go hellfire damnation around the globe freeing people, unless it is directly related to our own national security.")

And Cheney is a little, wrinkled dog ("I think Cheney has become much more pugnacious").

We should all get a chance to say whatever we want and publish it after we die. When I get terminal cancer, Maury Povich had better watch out.