News Flash: Britney and Paris no more

The Britney Spears and Paris Hilton week of pantyless frivolity is over.

This means the rest of us should return to our normal daily grind. That means no more pills, booze before noon or dumping our kids off at grandma's for "mental health days."

Ms. Spears has returned to her usual life of hanging out with some Kim Kardashian chick.

To reiterate, put your panties back on.