Girls just want to have body counts

A chilling story this morning as a high school plot to kill is uncovered in Tennessee today. A principal found a list of 300 names of people six girls wanted to kill. These girls had some killing to do, and it was serious.

Key quote: "School officials said the list, discovered in a classroom trash can, mostly named students and faculty members but also included Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey and the Energizer Bunny."

On second thought, this blog thinks these girls were in the right. Who doesn't want to kill Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey? And the Energizer Bunny? Not a soul on this planet doesn't want to make him stop going and going and going and going.