Attention Vermont drivers

First they said it wasn't OK to drink (alcohol) and drive, then they said you couldn't talk on your cell phone and drive. Now they want to make it illegal to drink (anything), eat, smoke, applying make-up, read, write, or interact with pets or cargo.

How will Vermonters be able to get anything done as they cruise along the wide open, ice-laden streets if they can't smoke their cigarettes and sip their lattes while reading trendy books and writing manifestos? And is there really a problem of "interacting with pets and cargo" when driving? That's hard enough to do just standing there.