I hope you didn't see that

Sometimes in life, old men, even ones that look like Goonies Ghoulies, must look up a stall in a women's bathroom while said member of that gender is taking a wizz. This also means that your fetish is a crime. A CRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notice that there's a strong difference between taking so much medication that you're falling asleep and having your eyes be verrrrrrrrrrrrry open.