Slumber to bumper traffic

As Americans, one thing that unites us all is that we hate traffic and yet none of us want to ride a bike or take a train to work because that would be stupid.

Now the FDA is telling us there is a drug that will take out morning commutes out of the way. You won't even remember it; best of all, you will get to work refreshed and feel like you just got up because you did. That's right, sleep aids can cause sleep driving.

More common symptoms are sleeping, walking, talking, eating, cooking and having sex while asleep. It's time to get more done while getting your beauty sleep, America!