Jurassic Farm

Scientists have recently announced the Tyrannosaurus rex is a distant relative of the chicken. It is the first ever scientific connection between dinosaurs and birds. It also explains why everything tastes like T. rex.

This is just further proof that no matter how meek they may look, every animal has links to the really scary ones we all thought we had seen the last of. This is war, people, and it's time for regime change in the animal kingdom.