And you thought old people sucked hard

Stories like these truly reek hard of bottom of the barrel, low grade zombie movies. I should know-I'm a big fan of them. Unfortunately, I don't even see it being green-lit by Lion's Gate Films, or even Artisan Pictures before the buy out. I mean, this screams of a whole new form of social commentary that George Romero couldn't even think of.......thankfully.

"Ambien of the Dead", anyone?