Scurry to Anchorage '06
In Alaska, the gubernatorial race has taken a few strange turns. There is now a golden retriever in the race. The dog's name is Brinkley, and Brinkley's owner needs a hobby.
And yes, this really is a real story.
Pun time:
--There's one candidate who's sure to fetch a lot of votes.
--Talk about wagging the dog.
--When Brinkley sees pork politics, he screams, IT'S BACON!
--Bet on this dog in the race.
--This is one dogged campaign.
And yes, this really is a real story.
Pun time:
--There's one candidate who's sure to fetch a lot of votes.
--Talk about wagging the dog.
--When Brinkley sees pork politics, he screams, IT'S BACON!
--Bet on this dog in the race.
--This is one dogged campaign.
posted by Bryan McBournie at
4:32 PM
1 Comments:
I'm guessing Brinkley's owner doesn't get laid much and is living vicariously through her mated retrievers.
Future Brinkley endeavors:
Brinkley and Molly are finally married!
Brinkley applies for a second mortgage.
Brinkley turns to booze because of owner's invasive camera habit.
Brinkley arrested after successful homicide/unsuccesful suicide; sentenced to death by lethal injection at Alaskan pound.
This does not bode well.
By
Rick Snee, at 4:50 PM
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