Doping 101
Thanks to the Bradenton Herald, you, too, can compete with the modern athlete.
Proposed reasons for the average SG reader to strap things to their scrotum:
1) Replacing the water cooler tank.
2) Winning the office rolly chair race.
3) Rampaging through the cubicles once you fail your drug test.
4) Slamming the phone ... really hard.
5) Beating out your 60-year-old boss for the right centerfield position on the company softball team (GO ACCOUNTING!).
Proposed reasons for the average SG reader to strap things to their scrotum:
1) Replacing the water cooler tank.
2) Winning the office rolly chair race.
3) Rampaging through the cubicles once you fail your drug test.
4) Slamming the phone ... really hard.
5) Beating out your 60-year-old boss for the right centerfield position on the company softball team (GO ACCOUNTING!).
posted by Rick Snee at
2:28 PM
1 Comments:
I continue to petition the Olympic Committee to make Chug-Pong an official Olympic sport.
Your picture of it, number 2, is missing only one thing-a precariously placed fire hydrant.
By
Chris 'Chugs' Taylor, at 11:55 PM
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