More seriously than ever

That's right: we're back. Not only that, though: we're appalled.

Yes, we're appalled at a fellow website: the folks at MoveOn.org.

We're appalled that they would use their traffic to cull voters, to sponsor politicians, to bring one of the two real political parties to the bargaining table and to oppose the war that could very well change the Middle East for good.

Most importantly, we're appalled that it isn't us: the good folks at seriously-guys.blogspot.com (which is just as catchy as MoveOn.org).

Well, it's too late to adopt their platform--nobody wants to be a Johnny Comelately--so we're using our clout to oppose them.

Not only do we support the war in Iraq, but we recognize the need to invade more oil-producing nations. After all, we're not dependent on foreign oil if we own its countries of origin. Think of our future citizens as Texans, only easier to understand in conversation.

So tell your friends and send them over to seriously-guys.blogspot.com. We're back, and OPEC is screwed.