Proof to invest in a bulletproof vest

Better proof to invest in a face-mask.

Key Quote: "Hitmen coach and owner Jim Terry said the arrest won't affect Clarett's status with the team. He added that he's seen "far worse situations" than Clarett's."

That's right, a minor league football coach has seen firsthand at least a worse situation than a guy getting caught with the equivalent to an assault rack in his SUV.

(Courtesy of Alex Hicks)