Coming soon: a real drunken pirate

Keith Richards seems to have located where the rum went to recently on the set of the third installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

According to FOXNews, Richards, who makes a cameo in the movie as Capt. Jack Sparrow's father, was left alone to prepare for his big scene. We all know what that means. Richards came out of his trailer, clearly inebriated and finding it hard to maintain balance.

In order to keep him upright during the filming, director Gore Verbinski had to hold Richards by the skins.

Key quote: "'You’ve got to keep straight,' Verbinski told him.

'If you’d wanted straight, then you got the wrong man,' Richards replied huskily."