Witch doctors make house calls

This blog took a stand against witch doctors last month. They are just another example of socialized healthcare run amok. For nearly a month, our blasting of tribal healers kept the witching medical community quiet for nearly a month.

Now, it seems they are back. Political leaders in Zimbabwe must be under some sort of spell, because they are allowing witch doctors to give patients official sick days.

"Sorry boss, I can't come in today. My head is shrunken and my witch doctor said I need to feast on crocodile liver boiled in newt's blood."

This blog will not stand for this or any other ting tang walla walla bing bang.