You don't know art: foreign edition

In SG's continuing crusade to bring to you, our reader(s), news from the world of education and art, we give you a story from ... the socially repressed nation of China? Involving nudity? Wha??!!

SeriouslyGuys may not be able to accurately tell you the difference between the Mona Lisa, a painting, and the Mona Lisa, a sandwich, but we can say this: 56 year old college professors are not pieces of art.