You know you've had a bad week when

You read your own obituary in the newspaper. What makes it even worse is that someone with the same name has claimed for decades his greatest accomplishment that was actually yours.

Then again, you do have the satisfaction of dancing on said impostor's grave.

This is what happened to the writer of the "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" song. Naturally, this has gotten a lot of attention from friends and family.

Key quote: "'This is not a game. I am who I am and I'm proud of who I am. But these phones don't stop with people calling thinking I'm dead.'"