Is Bluto to blame?

Is it safe to eat spinach again? America's 7-year olds hope the answer is no, but U.S. Rep. Sam Farr of California wants to show the publics it really is OK.

According to the Associated Press, he's so into the message that he scheduled a spinach-eating press conference, during which we can only guess spinach would be eaten. Farr's plans of spinach eating (and all of a sudden growing big muscles) were dashed when he couldn't find any spinach in local grocery stores.

The U.S. House of Representatives: When they're not molesting little boys, they are off being otherwise incompetent.