Shuddup, genes!

The Nobel Prize Committee has rightfully awarded Andrew Z. Fire and Craig C. Mello for their work in "controlling the flow of genetic information." In other words, they can shut off certain undesirable genes.

This blog is officially kicking off our gene wishlist. The following genes can shut off any time soon:

1) The 3 am hunger gene.
2) The hangover gene.
3) The rehashing-a-joke-over-and-over-at-boy/girl-parties gene.
4) The ninjas-are-awesome gene.
5) The emo gene.

Suggestions are welcome in the comments section.

SeriouslyGuys: putting a ball gag on Mother Nature.