You never saw it going

Thieves somehow swiped a $12,000, 50-pound bronze statue of a nude woman from an art gallery—in broad daylight. Honestly, a naked bronze woman wandering around Florida just isn't that unusual.

Don't worry too much though, people of modesty and humility-the statue was apparently "rolled out on a trail of t-shirts". Clearly, not only were the thieves crafty as can be, able to make large objects turn invisible at a moment's notice, but they also appear to work for standards and practices.