U.S. government says there's too little porn on the internet

Again, people of America, this is what your tax dollars are paying for: United States government commissioned studies to "find out what websites are sexually explicit."

Big-wigs in Congress, I could've given you some rough guesses as to what comprises the internet for the cost of nothing more than a root beer float. The internet is comprised of nothing more than:

1. 1 percent porn, 49 percent pictures of peoples' cats and 50 percent illegal download bandwidth

2. 1 percent porn, 20 percent pipes, 30 percent wood (remnants of the Internet 1) and 49% percent Angelfire, Geocities and Tripod websites that haven't been updated since 1997.

There. I'll take my float in a nice tall glass, Mr. or Ms. Congressman/Congresswoman.