Britney in trouble for doggy-style escapades

There are many things to be said about Britney Spears. She has poor taste in men, endangers her children, shows a little too much vagina and--oh, yeah--is the worst dog owner among celebrities.

The hard evidence: "'She once had three Chihuahuas and never left home without at least one of them on her arm,' said Hilary O'Hagan, the editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines that bestow the title. 'As soon as she met Kevin Federline and had children the dogs disappeared.'"

On one hand, this could mean she gave Federline a dog-sitting job to stiffle his rap career (mission not accomplished).

On the other hand, this could mean she moved up the food chain to tormenting humans: the most dangerous game.

Side Note: Has anyone blamed O'Hagan and her magazines for the rampant online animal abuse known as dog blogs? This may be a SeriouslyGuys first.