It's like she's battling her inner self

Mariah Carey wants to prevent Mary Carey from trademarking her name. Shouldn't this story have been written like, four years ago when it might have mattered?

The Match-up:

Mary: ran for governorship of California in 2003's recall election, couldn't stop the Terminator
Mariah: ran around a mental asylum because she went crazy

Mariah: did "Glitter", an atrocity that stands for itself
Mary: has done ... a lot of things ... and people

We'll let you be the judge of who should "win". Who do we like? SG takes no sides, but someone who uses an electoral platform of "Porn for pistols" does make us grin.