From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 10, 1923

Wednesday, January 10, 1923

Nice Germans ready for their own country

President Warren G. Harding has ordered all remaining American soldiers in Germany home.

The president justified the order, citing increasing resentment from German civilians of the occupation force.

In a man-on-the-street interview, we spoke with a dapper young man: Adolf Hitler.

"The United States can go home," said Herr Hitler, a really nice guy with a swell little mustache. "We're not planning anything, and certainly not a massive government overthrow, military buildup or extermination of our Jews. Where would you get those ideas?"

We responded: "What are you talking about?"

"I hear nothing," Hitler said.