From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 31, 1990

Wednesday, January 31, 1990

McDonald's heralds end of 'Red Empire'

McDonald's has struck a deathblow for capitalism in the very heart of Soviet Russia, much more a deathblow than Rocky Balboa's defeat of Captain Ivan Drago.

The fastfood chain openned its first franchise in Moscow. Inexplicably, the Soviet proles are lining up and spending an alleged "several days' wages for Big Macs, shakes, and french fries." This tlog guesses that Quarter Pounders are somewhat tastier than gruel and hardened bread. (Guess what the special sauce is there.)

The Guys predict the USSR will be done for in one year. Remember, you read it here first.