Lonely ladies, meet Chugs
According to The New York Times, 51% of ladies are living without husbands.
Ladies, The Guys feel your pain. You don't have to live alone.
To help offset this defecit, we're offering up one of our own: Chris "Chugs" Taylor.
Chugs Taylor is our resident movie buff. He will watch movies with you.
He enjoys Outkast, Modest Mouse, and The Godfather.
Did we mention he's a college graduate? And he can get you all that insurance you need.
So ladies, you don't have to live alone. Chugs will let you give him all that loving and free food you've been saving up for a husband. Email Chugs and thank your local SeriouslyGuys today!
Ladies, The Guys feel your pain. You don't have to live alone.
To help offset this defecit, we're offering up one of our own: Chris "Chugs" Taylor.
Chugs Taylor is our resident movie buff. He will watch movies with you. He enjoys Outkast, Modest Mouse, and The Godfather.
Did we mention he's a college graduate? And he can get you all that insurance you need.
So ladies, you don't have to live alone. Chugs will let you give him all that loving and free food you've been saving up for a husband. Email Chugs and thank your local SeriouslyGuys today!
posted by Rick Snee at
10:18 AM
1 Comments:
Rick, no! Don't put that I can get them all the insurance that they want, as I can't. That's the other side of the industry.
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Chris 'Chugs' Taylor, at 11:45 AM
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