MENSA bars popping up everywhere

Tired of dating the same old bimbos and floozies? We didn't think so, but what the heck, humor us.

A new study, once again done in England, found that well-educated women were more likely to binge drink than less-educated ones. That means if you want to date a smart girl, pick her up at a bar.

It also means if you have a girlfriend who refuses to drink, you can call her stupid and have scientific evidence to back it up.