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From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 17, 1994

Monday, January 17, 1994

It's good to be the president?


Paula Jones accused President Bill Clinton of sexual harrassment and defamation of character. The former Arkansas state clerk is suing for $700,000.

We briefly spoke with President Clinton:

SG: Mr. President, did you have sex with Ms. Jones?
BC: No. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
SG: Whew--we believe you. Man, was she a dog.
BC: I don't know, she kinda reminded me of Fran Drescher.
SG: Does Ms. Jones sound like her?

This tlog (TV log) is fairly sure that even if President Clinton nailed Paula Jones, he's learned his lesson and will never abuse his power again ... or at least use it to abuse something that's housebroken.

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