I love the smell of bowels in the morning

Everyone feels like they have a bad day now and then. But when your day is stopped in traffic for two hours because a truck flipped over, your day's a little worse than normal.

And it only gets worse when you find out the truck was carrying 40 tons of cow intestines, which it has since spilled onto the highway. Just imagine what that must look like frozen across the highway.

(Courtesy Adam)