Shooting them in a barrel is more fun, anyway

In every war, there are turncoats. Sad to say, even the War on Animals has its traitors. You know them better as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). Their human-hating name says it all.

PETA, who as far as this blog is concerned is a terrorist group operating within U.S. borders, has launched their latest propaganda campiagn at fishinghurts.com. According to the name, fishing, much like love, hurts. But PETA's argument is flawed. They build their case on the assumption people would not impale dogs. This blog says, in the War on Animals, BRING IT ON!

Key quote: "When it comes to feelings, a child is a dog is a fish."

This blog doesn't know if they are suggesting we provide public education for puppies and guppies, but it's one hook we won't bite.