Grilling with Manny

Manny Ramirez, star both in his own head and those of Boston Red Sox fans, has decided to auction off a grill he once bought for $4,000. He will even throw in a signed baseball, possibly covered in barbecue sauce. It's available on eBay.

Key quote: "Hi, I'm Manny Ramirez. I bought this AMAZING grill for about $4,000 and I used it once... But I never have the time to use it because I am always on the road. I would love to sell it and you will get an autographed ball signed by me =] Enjoy it, Manny Ramirez."

That's right, Manny uses emoticons.