What a bunch of croc

More shocking news from the fronts of the War on Animals, it seems much like the Taliban, the American crocodile is making a comeback.

The reptile, easily one of the most dangerous on the continent, has had its status changed from "endangered" to "threatened." Folks, our job as humans is to do more than just "endanger" animals, our job is to win this war, because we are in danger of losing if we do not win. And don't let that "American" in the American crocodile's name fool you, these babies care little for our Constitution.

Where is the Crocodile Hunter when we need him? Oh yeah.