It burns, it burns!

Are you thirsty but regular bottled water just won't do it? There's just something missing from the water, isn't there? That's why you need holy bottled water.

Blessed by Catholic and Anglican priests, the bottles of water are currently being sold in California. Because everyone knows Californians are among the most pious in the country. In case you had your doubts, it is real.

Key quote: "Warning: Consuming Holy Drinking Water™ should not replace attending church or any other establishment of worship."